Friday, November 7, 2014

Overheard at the Kingdom: Walking Dead Edition

My son and I are HUGE Walking Dead fans.  We never miss an episode and spend a ridiculous amount of time posing questions to each other about the impending zombie apocalypse.  Here’s a recent conversation that may or may not have occurred in the Kingdom:

 Prince comes in the house after work, Queen is sitting at her desk.

Prince:  Hi Mom

Queen:  What if you came in and I was being eaten by a zombie?

Prince:  I would kill the zombie and throw you in the garage and bring you humans to feed off of.

Queen:   Startled into silence by that response

Prince:  Yeah, I’d meet girls and lure them over here and say, “Come here, girl I wanna show you something” and then I’d push them in the garage.

Queen:  Really?  You’d keep me alive in the garage by feeding me humans.

Prince:  Yup.

Queen:  Wow.

Prince: No, I’m just kidding.  I’d have to put you down.

1 comment:

LadyLee said...

Well, that's what they did in earlier seasons: kept their loved ones alive in a shed or down in some basement ditch or cage. Didn't work for too long.

And I never understood the two chained zombies Mishaun use to walk around with (is that's her name?). I always thought that was family!