My son and I are HUGE Walking Dead fans. We never miss an episode and spend a ridiculous amount of time posing questions to each other about the impending zombie apocalypse. Here’s a recent conversation that may or may not have occurred in the Kingdom:
Prince comes in the house after work, Queen is sitting at her desk.
Prince: Hi Mom
Queen: What if you came in and I was being eaten by a zombie?
Prince: I would kill the zombie and throw you in the garage and bring you humans to feed off of.
Queen: Startled into silence by that response
Prince: Yeah, I’d meet girls and lure them over here and say, “Come here, girl I wanna show you something” and then I’d push them in the garage.
Queen: Really? You’d keep me alive in the garage by feeding me humans.
Prince: No, I’m just kidding. I’d have to put you down.