Monday, May 5, 2008

Everyday Should Be Saturday

Unfortunately, it's Monday. And I only have a few minutes to tell my tale. I had a decision to make. Should I really make him work hard or should I just stop being a b**ch and enjoy myself? Tough decision because as you may have guessed: I'm really good at being a b**ch. But I'm so trying to change that. I think that's why my karma is so bad.

I spent most of Saturday morning nursing a hangover while laying out in my backyard reading Ne.w En.gland W.hite. If it seems like I've been reading this book forever it's because I have. It's more than 400 pages and it's not a page-turner. Good book, no less ... but damn.

Later in the afternoon I got myself together and headed out for my 24-hour adventure with my guy. One lesson that I have learned is that time is precious and if we only had 24 hours I had to make the most of each minute. So I decided to put the b**ch away and have some fun. In 24 hours I managed to accomplish the following:

  • travel to another city
  • have two martinis
  • have two crabcakes (too much filler)
  • have a cool discussion about thoroughbreds
  • meet a corporate flight attendant who once worked for Ke.nn.y Ch.esn.ey
  • discuss the "coolness" of Cher
  • have three orgasms
  • enjoy a beautiful champagne brunch
  • $16 for valet? seriously?
  • wear an amazing outfit that made a passerby say, "Damn!"
  • fall in love again

Not bad, friends. Not bad at all. Enjoy your week ... every single minute of it.


Shai said...

Wow! What a weekend. I stayed in because I was under the weather.

Aunt Jackie said...

damn i knew my weekend was missing something!!

i forgot to fall in love again!

LadyLee said...

I laughed out loud at the "big three" part... LOL!!!!

Glad you had a fantastic 24 hours.

Blah Blah Blah said...

I love New England White! I want to write like that. True took me forever to get good into it...but it is good.

You've done alot.
I came to DC for a day and a half trip for an interview...4 days later I am still here....

Have fun woman!