Princess: Let's talk "graduation present"
Queen: I'm giving yo azz a cruise.
Princess: I know. I know. But there is one more thing that I want.
Princess: It's not anything big. Really.
Princess: Long Pause
Queen: Stop hesitating and just say it.
Princess: Can you take me to get my belly button pierced? PLEASE!!!
Queen: You are trippin'.
These kids are crazy. When she turns 18 she can get all the piercings she wants but I will not be accompanying her nor footing the bill.