Ex: The princess was telling me about a phone that she wants for her birthday.
Me: I bought it this morning.
Ex: Oh ... well ... uh ... can I send you half the money for it?
Me: If you want to.
Ex: How much is half?
Ex: Oh okay. Well, I'll deposit it into the account.
Ex: What about the prince? Does he need anything for school?
Me: No, he's fine.
Ex: Does he need money for books or anything.
Me: It was included in the tuition. He's fine.
Ex: Is he going to need a computer?
Me: I bought him one for graduation.
Ex: Oh. Okay. Looks like you have it covered.
Lesson: If you leave a woman to do things on her own, don't get your feelings hurt when she does things on her own.